Thursday, August 30, 2012

Last Day Callers! 8/31



Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mike Jenkins, the Zombie with a heart of gold, kicked open the door for her, and his leg fell off, out of the car, which ran over it. “Don’t worry, I’m not going to eat you, I’m almost all gone.” Mark stopped the car. She didn’t have time to think how odd and misplaced that sounded. She was reeling from all of the Girl Friend Beers she had had, from the man she had thought she killed. How many of her other husbands were after her now? As the golden car plunged from the cliff into the raging sea below, she heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight: “I knew your father!” How did he know her father? Had he really said that? He had.

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InPhoneTainment Ends Tomorrow! 8/30



Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy had definitely noticed something strange about Mark, and as his eyebrow slid down his cheek, he stopped the car, and grunted,. “I’m a Zombie and I love you,” he said. “Unfortunately, I am eating myself alive, from the inside. It was a Gov’t program gone wrong - it just got out of hand,” he said as his hand fell off, gesturing at the Zombie crowd. “I asked for early retirement but it didn’t work, so now I’m going to try and kill myself” As his ear slid down his arm, he said “I’ve found someone for you from your past, he’ll take good care of you.” What? A Zombie with a Heart?

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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

InPhoneTainment...Love It!! 8/29



Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

She had had too many Girl Friend Beers and the Trouble was on her tail like Zombies from Café Le Zombie. Actually, they were Zombies, and they were actually after her. Mergatroy noticed that Mark Jenkins’s skin didn’t look right, green and yellow in some places, small flaps of skin in others. She had not even time to think of a way out, and it was too late. They had found her. Sometimes retirement is thrust upon you. How could he be alive? The car lurched forward. He growled a little then said “Your fake remains are in the trunk, and you’ll jump out before we get to the cliff. I was originally sent to terminate your data, but I pulled rank on the bastards.” His eyelid slumped like a hammock. “You may have noticed something strange about me.” She had. Was this really happening? It was.

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Monday, August 27, 2012

Total Enjoyment. InPhoneTainment! 8/28



Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Driving the car was Mark Jenkins, her last husband, the man she had shot in the heart just days before. He said: “They’re going to retire you. They knew you were ready to go. We don’t have much time, you have to get in.” She looked at Mark, and back at the Zombie mass about to swarm around the car. Beside Mark Jenkins was a stuffed cat that looked a lot like Massachusetts. He opened the door for her and motioned her inside. There was a black SUV across the street. “You can trust me Mergatroy. I don’t know how much you know about the Smart Zombie program, but the guys at the top think it’s too much” She looked at the black SUV. He said: “Get in. You have to trust me.”

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Sunday, August 26, 2012

InPhoneTainment Takes Off! 8/27



Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

The clientele at Café Le Zombie had begun scooching in around her, so she left the café and the dwindling day while she clutched her handgun tightly in her purse. As she got up to leave, it seemed that the entire Café Le Zombie had risen to follow her. Just then a golden car sped around the corner, uprooting umbrella and vegetable stands, destroying empty tables. Vegetables rained down from the sky. The golden car whacked a walker away from an elderly man, who turned and walked away without it. Mergatroy began running. Her phone began to ring again. The golden car pulled up beside her. There were about 20 men following her on foot, ominously. Café Le Zombie was following her

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Saturday, August 25, 2012

This is a Telephone. And This is InPhoneTainment! 8/26



Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

She decided to answer the phone. If her answering would be her undoing, then so be it. The voice on the other line just said “Mur”. She couldn’t speak. Her eyes took on the look of a beach front window after a storm had passed. The voice on the other end of the line was muffled and said “Mur” again. She knocked her Girl Friend Beer brand pint glass onto the café sidewalk and it shattered like a glass on concrete. Were they speaking her name? Was it Murder? There was a gurgling, then the line went dead.

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