Friday, August 3, 2012

InPhoneTainment - It's in your Phone! 8/9



Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy just shot her last husband, a government man named Mark. She had had enough of the forced killings. They were always Mark whether they knew it or not. It was funny that that was actually his name. Mark. Mark. A mark in time, marked for death. He was a nice guy, but he had asked for it. Mark Jenkins had had enough of the government secrets and the men at the top and he wanted out before it killed him, which meant the retirement plan. But he looked like he was dying anyway, so she just shot him in the heart – that was NOT in the handbook, definitely not protocol. But Mark was nice enough and she had had enough. Screw it, Mergatroy thought, and ordered another GFB. She was finished with playing the part of the Zombie, let them come after her if they needed to.

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Hello? It's InPhoneTainment! 8/8



Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy had heard rumors at the office about the Zombie program, but people would always clam up when they saw her. They called it Smart ZP Top Secret and they never said the word Zombie, but they made the faces. Mergatroy sometimes wondered if the men she retired knew anything about that program or how involved they were. If it was even real, how close was she to it without her knowing? How far can a loyalty go to become a Zombie for those you serve? She had married 29 men, and had fully retired 28 of them, shooting each one after 6 months, one blast to the cob. If Zombies were real, they weren’t like in the movies. Maybe she was one and that’s why she had to get out. To control her own destiny was worth just a day if that’s all she had. That and a Girl Friend Beer.

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InPhoneTainmet! Call Now! 8/7


Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy had put in for a leave of absence after she had requested to be transferred from the Till Death Us Do Part Department (T-DUD-PD). She wasn’t thinking - too wrapped up in the emotional drawbacks of having to kill her last husband Mark and then she had left him in Maine with Massachusetts. She cracked, now they would crack her like an egg. Now her life was up to them: They might give her a retirement package with out the wedding, just the coffin part. Though she was seated at the out door café “Le Zombie” it was strange to her that there were men there that looked a little Zombie-esque…was she cracking up?

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InPhoneTainment is on the Line! 8/6


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Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy was a killer who had retired her last, but her disappearance might just get her killed. How could she have been so stupid? Would they have her retired? Her hair was tied up tight and chestnut. She wore a smart white shirt and a dark grey skirt of Moreno wool. Her sunglasses covered her green eyes but her freckles sparkled like stars on her sand colored cheeks. She sat and debated ordering another Girl Friend Beer, the existence of zombies, possible food and the rest of her life, what little of it there may be left. She was tired of killing people, it was killing her. She missed Massachusetts, who was still in Maine, and wondered what he was doing.

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Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

"Mergatroy sat out side the Café Le Zombie and sipped from her cool frosty Girl Friend beer. Mergatroy never liked her name. It sounded like a plant disease or a cartoon destination. Mergatroy. Mergatroy. She sipped from her cool frosty Girl Friend beer and listened to a couple behind her speaking French, she couldn’t help but think that they looked a little like zombies. It was her mother Merga and her father Troy who could not agree on naming her in the hospital, so the nurse decided for them. She considered changing it later in life, but she could never settle on a name and by that point it was too late. No one knew her real name anyway."

Hold the Phone! It's In-Phone-Tainment! 8/4


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