For a Good Time, Call 323-843-4652 for In-Phone-Tainment! 8/15

Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

The phone was still ringing and her Girl Friend Beer was frosty and sweating, her 4th Girl Friend today, and she knew it would bring trouble. The 4th Girl Friend always does. The phone continued to ring. She looked at her tattoo she had gotten after one too many Girl Friend Beers…what was that slogan of theirs? Oh yes, One Too Many Girl Friends can kill you. They didn’t kill her, but she had woken up with a black widow on her wrist. It was black and shiny like the real thing and it stung like hell. At least she had the foresight to get it in a place that can be hidden, underneath her watch band. The phone still rang. Business at “Café Le Zombie” was picking up and she couldn’t help but think how much they resembled Zombies, how many of them reminded her of the husbands she had killed.

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In-Phone-Tainment for your Listening Pleasure 8/14

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The lie she told the men she ‘retired’ when they asked about her Black Widow tattoo generally went something like this: Her mom had stepped on a nest of them and it killed her, slowly, and Mergatroy had gotten a tattoo to remember her mother by. In truth, her mom was struck and killed instantly by a Student Driver, which wasn’t too far off the lie if you stop and think about it. Mergatroy had just turned 16 at the time, and she never learned to drive after that. She never knew her father.

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Pick up the Phone - It's In-Phone-Tainment! 8/13

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Mark Jenkins was Mergatroy’s final husband. He had asked Mergatroy about her tattoo – the black widow – it was the only one she had, the only one she’d ever get. A black widow on the small of her wrist. Mergatroy didn’t tell Mark the lie she told the others. Mergatroy was tired of lying. “Wouldn’t you like to know” she had said with a twinkle in her eye, and engines were revved, fires were lit. They fired some guns and hit some targets and she became the ocean and crashed against his rock hard shoreline.

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Amy Radio's on the Phone! 8/12

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Cut to Right Now: Mergatroy’s phone rings but she doesn’t recognize the ringing. The fear of being found and retired has washed over her- she can’t hear anything right now. She was a high ranking member of T-Dud-PD, the Till Death Us Do Part Department, it was right in the name, how can she have been so stupid, what did she expect, she thinks to herself. She sips her third Girl Friend Beer of the afternoon and knows there is bound to be trouble; there always is trouble after 3 Girl Friends. Her phone rings again. The man sitting at the edge of the café reminds her of her 4th husband, but it couldn’t be. She killed him 13 years ago. If the Smart Zombie Program was real, had her husbands all been Zombies, had they ever really died? Perhaps Café Le Zombie was not a good choice to drink away her troubles.

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Call 323-843-4652 for In-Phone-Tainment! 8/11

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It was simple really: those near the top knew too much about those on the top, who knew everything. And when those near the top retire, it’s important they don’t get any funny ideas like writing books or speaking to the press, at least that’s what she was always told. Mergatroy had been culled from the nation’s best Hospitality program, a government front, set up to find secret agents with certain skills - like generosity, courtesy, a well placed bullet and plenty of amenities. Mergatroy liked her job, she was good at it. It wasn’t long before Mergatroy realized that those near the top that she was hired to retire didn’t know their retirement package included the manual termination of their life. As her handbook stated, she was terminating data, not people. She’d had enough killing, she’d be their Zombie no more.

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In-Phone-Tainment: It's your Call! 8/10

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Mark Jenkins had been to retirement parties before, and the retirees with their golden watches and fresh brides or husbands were always glowing. And they always got a mate for retirement and they were never heard of again. Lonely years in the secret halls of the government basement never left time for real life or love, but the government had a great benefits package, and he was ready for the bennies. He would do little things like hold the door open for Mergatroy, buy her flowers, massage her feet. But he had asked for it, he had put in for his retirement early. And that’s what he got. His health was failing, it was plain to see.

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InPhoneTainment - It's in your Phone! 8/9

Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy just shot her last husband, a government man named Mark. She had had enough of the forced killings. They were always Mark whether they knew it or not. It was funny that that was actually his name. Mark. Mark. A mark in time, marked for death. He was a nice guy, but he had asked for it. Mark Jenkins had had enough of the government secrets and the men at the top and he wanted out before it killed him, which meant the retirement plan. But he looked like he was dying anyway, so she just shot him in the heart – that was NOT in the handbook, definitely not protocol. But Mark was nice enough and she had had enough. Screw it, Mergatroy thought, and ordered another GFB. She was finished with playing the part of the Zombie, let them come after her if they needed to.

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