InPhoneTainment - You've got to Hear it! 8/25

Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy realized the ringing phone was hers and took the phone from her purse and carefully placed it on the table like a rattled tarantula in a clear box. No one had this number. She had only picked it up for emergencies, only to call out from, one of those International Cell Phones. And she had left Massachusetts in Maine along with her phone. She had used her own source of phony IDs and passports. No one knew she was in France, she had made sure of that. There’s no way they could be onto her so quickly. She thought she would have more time to make her next move. It was like immanent death on the other end of the line. It was the end of the line and Mergatroy was frozen. It could be a wrong number, but they were certainly were persistent. Like a Zombie.

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Use Your Phone as a Phone! Call InPhoneTainment Today! 8/24

Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy longed for his rough, giant hands on her. The manly hands of Cliff Hanger: Calloused farmer hands, roughing her up. They interrogated each other into the night, spilling secrets, confessing, guilty as sin. She was tired of these old government hands, too misguided and fumbling, weak and pasty like unfed catfish. She longed for fingers with a purpose, arms strong like a holding cell to keep her, the musky scent that would draw her in, and a gentle roughness that would send her out again. The moon controlling a wild sea that crashed against the rough rocks of shore. She was the ocean of turmoil, he was rock-hard and waiting, she was the Navy seal, he was the target. Cliff Hanger was out there somewhere…

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InPhoneTainment: Easy as 1-2-3-4! 8/23

Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

The face of Dick King would come to her in dreams. The original A*hole, the only man that she ever retired to a vegetable ward. There was always something about his eyes, his face, that she couldn’t place. Like a dream you keep having and always forget. And she was always grateful they never made love, but she always regretted not just retiring him fully with one blast to the cob, right between the eyes. He was still alive and drooling in South Poughkeepsie. It was haunting. It was something they could hold over her. Another reason she would be retired. Another reason for another Girl Friend Beer.

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InPhoneTainment is Here For You! 8/22

Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

It was times like these that Mergatroy thought of Cliff Hanger. Of their time before this secret life, before she married and retired men for her government. At least Mergatroy had fallen in love before her life had gotten complicated and secret-at least she had that, some people never found it. But then it was over. Her new job was to fall in love, marry, give them 6 good and happy months, kill them, take the cat, and leave. Cliff was gone from her life, and she was a sea in turmoil without a good hard rock to crash against, a frictionless current forever moving, achingly.

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InPhoneTainment Awaits You! 8/21

Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy had killed some nice men. Some real A*holes, too. But the worse they were, the worse they got it. The worst was Dick King. He was a mean drunk, but not in a physical way - “I might love you if you were dead” he was fond of saying to her, without a smile, with his hollow eyes like caves of no return. She’d prefer a sock in the eye any day to that crap. The retirement assignments generally lasted about 6 months, but she killed him early, and shot him wrong. They were always set up as suicides, one blast in the cob, and she made sure to bungle that one. She might love him if he were dead, but he was a vegetable somewhere in South Poughkeepsie. She was always grateful they had never so much as kissed.

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InPhoneTainmet is just a Phone Call Away! 8/20

Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

The thought had crossed Mergatroy’s mind many times. Would she herself be retired. Did she know too much? Was she too far in? Too far up the knowledge ladder? Would she one day be killed? Yes, all she did was terminate data, retire men who know too much, but wasn’t that enough? Mergatroy was becoming too old for her position – the old guys wanted them younger than her, which was fine with Mergatroy: How many men could you marry and kill? The cool Girl Friend Beer kissed her lips and filled her with ecstasy. If this was her last day on earth, would she be happy? She decided no.

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Escape! With InPhoneTainment 8/19

Yesterday, on Cliff Hanger!

Mergatroy numbly ran her thumb across her mouth like she had seen a man do in an old French movie. Bordeaux was the only place she had ever been truly happy, before she had officially joined the Till Death Us Do Part Department program and began retiring government officials. She had been here with Cliff, the only man who could tie her up tight, her rock, her only true love, a sturdy natural monument she could wash up against over and over, a holster for her gun, yet a memory that only contained questions and buried hopes. She fondled the Girl Friend Beer coaster in her hand and took another sip of Girl Friend Beer. This was the same café, but they had changed the name to Café Le Zombie, and the clientele had changed as well. In the fading light, they all looked a little like Zombies, and they all looked a little at her.

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